[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL
(via theglassbirdsvigil)
| guys: | *wolf whistle* |
| me: | looks around, sees no one |
| me: | "ME?!" |
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
(Source: joesphjonas, via rosily)
i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you
(via swagchat)
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
(via swagchat)
when theres a long intro before a music video
(Source: orgygami, via mostnotedposts)